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BLM: you can ban me from your IRC, but you'll never be able to ban me from masturbating on you photos:-)
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N.O.E.D.> Tetsuo: in your opinion, what is the minimal number of men, fucking each other in a 'train' enought to enclose a circle? ?
N.O.E.D.> I'm just asking....?
N.O.E.D.> why everybody got numb?!?
alabama> N.O.E.D.: are you making plans for the week-end??
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Mapkyc> Yesterday I left my notebook on the floor near my bed. My mother-in-law decided that it was a pair of scales and stepped on them to check her weight. Fucking bitch weights $1500.
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xxx: I came up to our system administrator and saw that he was looking through an interesting web-site, obviously about sex. I came from behind and started peering at the screen: there was something about petting, deep petting, all sorts of petting. I expected him to try to close the window in order not to be revealed, but he paid no attention to me. So I leaned to his ear and said: “oh! It looks very fascinating, can you send me a link, I would like to read it as well”. He answered: ‘Actually you have this link. I found this page in your list of visited pages”.
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