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BLM: you can ban me from your IRC, but you'll never be able to ban me from masturbating on you photos:-)
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N.O.E.D.> Tetsuo: in your opinion, what is the minimal number of men, fucking each other in a 'train' enought to enclose a circle? ?
N.O.E.D.> I'm just asking....?
N.O.E.D.> why everybody got numb?!?
alabama> N.O.E.D.: are you making plans for the week-end??
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Mapkyc> Yesterday I left my notebook on the floor near my bed. My mother-in-law decided that it was a pair of scales and stepped on them to check her weight. Fucking bitch weights $1500.
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I hate that job and that fucking car. I went to the lavatory, set on the pan and automatically stretched the toilet paper across my chest to avoid a fine for not using seat belt. О_о
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