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01Dec

Placed by: sadko. Rating: Votes: 0. Vote: Send this joke to your friend

I wonder what people would do if they knew the exact date of their death?))

yyy:
I think it’ll be like in the film “Knockin' On Heaven's Door”, they’d start drinking, smoking...

though sometimes when I look at people around me it seems that they already know that date.

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