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I was very tired after work, so when I came home I had dinner and went to bed soon after 10 p.m. At about 2 a.m. I woke up and felt that my leg got numb. It was a strange feeling but I was too exhausted to try to do something about it. Somewhere after 4 o’clock I woke up again. The leg was still numb. I took it from under the blanket and in the darkness saw with horror that it had turned black from the toes almost up to the middle of the shin. I was scared to touch it so I jumped on one leg to the switch and turned on the light. Fuck. It turned out that I had just forgotten to take of the sock.
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